my husband has the best pick up lines ;)

Justin (as we're sitting across the table from each other doing homework): "Is your dad a thief?"
Me: "Huh??"
Justin: "Is your dad a thief?"
Me: "Are you on crack? No, he's not a thief!"
Justin: "Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes!"

Justin Dean Huntsman, I sure do love you and your goofiness :) I'm so stinkin' lucky!